Oct 28 2008
The Lingerie Football League
Sometimes I feel like there is a giant anti-feminist conspiracy to make women look like idiots by simply taking the most idiotic women possible and the presenting them as representatives for us all on TV or magazine covers. I would like to point to Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, The Hills, and pretty much any other show on MTV as evidence. If there are aliens somewhere in space receiving our radio signals and desperately trying to decipher our culture, I am pretty sure that between these shows and Sarah Palin they are going to come to the conclusion that the majority of human females either spend most of their time in jacuzzis throwing drinks on each other and fighting over washed up rap/rock stars or mispronouncing the word nuclear and winking. When they show up they may be shocked to discover some of do not have fake breasts and are able to name multiple national newspapers.If this is the case, The Lingerie Football League is doing a really great job, as is this piece/video art project I stumbled across on San Diego’s Union Tribune site:
http://www.video.signonsandiego.com/vmix_hosted_apps/p/media?id=2310748&item_index=1&all=1&sort=NULL
Let’s ignore the obviously things that are wrong with this video, like the fact that trying out for the lingerie football league involves no actual football experience, the fact that one girl has no idea who a linebacker is and has never really watched football, and the creepy casting couch style comments of the lingerie football league’s founder. Instead I would like to present as evidence to support my theory the girl who says her training involved “eating rice crackers” and definitely not drinking water (because water and sports absolutely DO NOT mix). I would also like to note the girl who states that “the bigger the silicon is” the “better off they are.” This video makes me incredibly sad (and not just because I don’t personally think I could make the lingerie team).
4 responses so far
Normal people are dull. Really. While I can’t say I’d tune into the lingerie football show, I’d rather jab toothpicks under my nails than watch the “Some Average Dude” show. Imagine the “Truman Show”, except the plot never thickens with Jim Carrey’s character discovering the hoax. boooring.
It’s much more interesting to watch totally depraved people continually defile themselves just to get a little air-time. How else are we to judge ourselves and feel better about our average, work-a-day lives?
Other than total voyeurs, who doesn’t watch those shows and think, “My life may not be very interesting, but at least I’m above eating feces/animal genitals/bugs or offering sexual favors to has-beens just to get on television.”
While I enjoy Jenine Garafalo’s wry sense of humor, I wouldn’t want to see/hear her from every media outlet either. I’d eventually get tired of being judged and mocked by her. I like the be the judger/mocker sometimes.
And so we need our dim-witted d-list starlets. Besides, aliens are total pervs- they probably love that shit.
A very thoughtful response to a posting about lingere bowls Harumpf, especially your insight about aliens being pervs!
I thinking Arianna Georgi is probably fat and jealous…I will be a season-ticket holder
I thinking Steve731 is sort of missing the point of my post.